So here’s the deal.

My wife works as a technician at a veterinary hospital.

It is owned by a couple.

A couple of guys.

They are married.

To each other.

They ONLY hire gay doctors as apart of their staff. (OK actually there is ONE straight guy in the staff, but I bet he wasn’t hired for his ABILITY!)

SO…

Gay Pride part one

I don’t like gay people. There I said it. I’m so evil, aren’t I? I am such a horrible person because I believe a penis and a vagina are a perfect match. Bad me. But it goes farther than that. I see these homos at my wife’s company parties. They are very flamboyant and they don’t try to hide it. Now, I am not so much of an ass that I tell these people how I feel to their face. It’s a new age and my views are no longer popular, but that doesn’t mean I won’t stare at them from the opposite side of the room.

This is what I see: These homos are rubbing and groping WOMEN who allow it because these girls know they are gay. Jokingly, I think to myself, “wouldn’t it be funny if it was just an act to get cop-a-feels without the lawsuits!”

Then it struck me. Pay attention now. This is important:

As a straight man, I would throw-up at the thought of fondling another man. I WANT WOMEN!

A gay man on the other hand… shouldn’t they throw-up at the thought of fondling a woman? They want MEN! Unless…. it’s all the sham! A farce! A lie!

AT MOST these dudes are BI, but they are NOT flat-out gay!

Sure, a straight man can ACT like he doesn’t mind being close to another man. But this happens for a REASON. Say, because he’s playing a part in a movie FOR PAY. Certainly not at a party with his friends.

Gay = a lie!

and now I respect their views even less.

Gay Pride part two

My wife isn’t so disgusted over the gay men issue (obviously, she works for them), and she will use this very overused comparison by asking me the age-old question:

“Why is it that men love to see two women make love, but when two guys are together, it’s disgusting?”

I understand this arguement very well. Most “straight” skin magazines will show two women rolling around together. Furthermore, open-minded chicks have been known to kiss at parties just to get a reaction (cheers) from the crowd. Guys won’t do that (unless they are at a very special party) EVEN IF they are gay because they know they will get a bad reaction out of it.
So why is this?

Two girls together = socially acceptable & well, just cool.

Two guys together = please stop making me think about it.

I have been in the field of electronics for about 15 years and I can finally answer this question.

Take any household device.

A lamp, let’s say.

The lamp has a cord with a plug. This is the MALE part of the equation.

For things to work CORRECTLY the plug must be placed into a wall socket.

The wall socket is the FEMALE part of the equation.

Once the plug is in, the lamp can turn on. It works. Normal operation.

NOW. Lets take two lamps and put them together. Let’s touch both of their plugs to one another. What happens? NOTHING! This is not the way it was meant to be!

HOWEVER if you were to somehow rip the (female) outlets out of the wall and touch them together. What happens?

Shock! Zap! Sparks go flying! Fire! Circuits fry! Fuses blow! WOW! You want to see THAT dont you?
The point is:

When two females get together…

I’m not saying it’s RIGHT,

BUT IT’S VERY INTERESTING TO WATCH!