Agents

Agents of The Crack Team must go through a rigorous selection process that may include participation in the following:

  • HELO jumps
  • Space walks
  • Archaelogical expeditions (obtaining the Ark of the Covenant, Holy Grail, etc.)
  • Astral projection
  • Jeopardy!
  • The Kumite
  • Catching specially marked arrows while blindfolded
  • Rap battles
  • Robot uprisings (containing and/or facilitating)
  • and more…

In addition, they must choose a cool-sounding, three-syllable code name. This alone has kept many out, and the debate on what counts as “cool” has provoked many a sleepless night.

It is to be noted that due to their training and accomplishments, all agents of The Crack Team carry the rank of Commander. (per Agent Avatar)